Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
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I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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