yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
how drunk are you?
Several
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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