38 yer olds are good kisserssss
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
My dick has a subreddit
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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