Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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