i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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