Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
