Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
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