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why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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