I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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