There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I supernannyed him into submission
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