and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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