before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
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I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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