Do you still have your period?
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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