so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
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I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
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There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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