You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
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dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
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He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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