Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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