you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
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I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
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He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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