4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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