Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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