i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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