You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
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Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
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I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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