She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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