____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
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Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
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I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
where are my pants?
in the oven.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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