what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
soo... how was my night?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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