So drunk its hurt
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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