Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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