wakey wakey hands off snakey
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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