I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
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I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
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The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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