Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
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Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
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He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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