I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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