i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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