So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on