Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
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So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
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It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart