She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Drunk is not a location!
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