Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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