so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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