this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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