Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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