Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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