I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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