You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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