Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
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