Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
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His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Is it penis luge time yet?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
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If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
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