8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I'm having to shit out rocks
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