i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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