the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
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the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
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I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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