I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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