This dress was meant to end up on your floor
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
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My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
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.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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