And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
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We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
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No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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