absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
