Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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