So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
operation have a gay friend backfired
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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