it wasn't lemon gatorade
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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