hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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