Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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