Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Randomize
