Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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