So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Randomize
