This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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