school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
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Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
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well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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